So I'm Five Years Old

So here there I was, hanging out in my friend Kiara's room with some friends, and we decided to learn the dance to Michael Jackson's Thriller! Well, we go on Youtube to see if they have tutorials, which of course they do. What we don't realize is that these dumb lame videos suck at teaching you ANYTHING! So we're sitting there, attempting to do the zombie walk, not really succeeding, and it looks like we're doing a dinosaur walk! Well, that was fine with me because I LOVE dinosaurs and pretend to be a dinosaur all the time! Basically, after looking like fools I made it my mission to learn Thriller. Stay tuned on that one.
Did you know that my favorite animal is a llama? I'm not really sure why, but I personally think that they have a certain je ne sais quoi to them, or a charm, if you will. Did you know that I'm taking French? I am in my fifth year of taking it, but I'm only at the intermediate level. See I took four years of high school French and am now taking college French. I think I rock at the language!
So there's this girl I have a crush on but every time I talk to her my stomach gets all squemy and stuff like that, which I supposee is a good thing but it's still lame! Anyways, I have a plan in motion, which is all you need to know about that. It's top secret, you know! I could definitely be a spy! I act like a spy a lot, too. Not only by holding fake guns and rapidly turning corners, but by observing little details about people. Did you know you can tell a lot about a person by how they eat? It's true! Take, for example, a shy person. They'll typically only get small amounts of food in a cafeteria and eat their one plate as quickly as possible. Mean people typically request special things at cafeterias and make the workers do more work! It's hardly polite.
A lot of my people in my dorm don't like me because I sing disney songs all the time. I don't see a problem with singing Part of your World in the shower, but others see it as faux pas or something. RUDE! I figure if people are that insecure with themselves that they can't even admit that they like Disney then they're missing out anyways and they're lame! It's a true story, you know. So I challenge you to sing your favorite disney tune the next time you're in public and when people give you dirty looks then keep singing (haha Ursula says that, silly!)! But seriously. You'll be amazed at how fun it can truly be.